Scene: My apartment as the boys, John and Topher, are getting ready for a night of drinking in honor of St. Patrick's day.

John: Who's this white guy in this photo with your mom and niece?
Me: That's my step dad Steve.
John: Is your mom robbing the cradle? He looks younger than your her.
Me: Yes, he's a few years younger than my mom.

End Scene.

Though not a cougar, my mom is indeed married to a younger man. She must know how to work it.